December 2011
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One day when I was twenty-nine years old I met you and nothing happened.
– Kenneth Koch
I find it sad that Neville’s patronus is never disclosed.
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Does anyone know where I can watch American Dreams?
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My mother just told me I’m not mean. That’s sweet. She continued by saying that it’s because people are too stupid to realize when I’m making fun of them. That’s even sweeter!
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keenkitty:
thedailywhat:
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Funny or Die’s legendary Drunk History returns with a very special inebriated recitation of “Twas the Night Before Christmas,” starring Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, and Jim Carrey as St. Nicholas.
[funnyordie.]
do you realize that you’re drunk?
Tv makes me feel so good about my own life.