March 2012
194 posts
sirgabilliam:
canada is a conspiracy invented by the government
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You kinky Brian Williams.
bottles-of-whine:
unknowablewoman:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a lego.
February 2012
121 posts
Just in case anyone was wondering…the classical conditioning on my sister’s boyfriend worked. We were able to elicit a response from him from just the sound from my sister’s ipod. Good thing he is so dumb that he didn’t realize what we were doing.
Surely the sun shines a little brighter in her universe.
Jason Derulo.
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
For some reason, instead of writing this paper I’m watching a video of Michelle Obama doing push ups. I don’t know why.
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I am afraid of getting older … I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from...
– Sylvia Plath written in 1949 at age 17 (via hateshiploveship)
AN UNANSWERED DOOR IS A HAPPY DOOR.
– Maurice Moss (via iruntothefutureandjump)
My sister is trying classical conditioning on my other sister’s boyfriend by throwing a ball at him every time she makes this sound on her ipod. Fun Sunday night.
It’s incredibly sad to come back to my country. I’ve just been in Ireland, where...
– Tori Amos (via pacify-eris)